Baby Boomer Men Opting for Liposuction

The baby boomer just can’t face the fact that his generation has ended. He was the great white hope of a generation meant to do great things. And now, if those great things haven’t been achieved…. Well he’ll just have to make his generation last that much longer so he has time to find his trophy wife. But doesn’t he realize that some things aren’t meant to be? That if hasn’t found her by now, there’s a possibility she may not exist? That his red corvette is an addition to his mid-life crisis and not his car collection? No, No, and No. He just doesn’t get it. But what he does get is this: liposuction.

Many aging baby boomers are trying to stay in the game with a bit of liposuction around the belly. A rubber tire off the middle, a removal of the love handles, a contour of the abs – hey, that could be a Gen Xer we’re looking at, what with that ripped 6 pack and slim waistline. Do we like it? Not when we find out that the guy we thought was 36 turns out to be 59. But does Mister 59 feel good about himself? Without a doubt.